You know it's going to be a bad day when your To Do list contains: Go to the Cemetery.
And when you get out of bed with your bare feet and step into a pile of puke your drugged out cat regurgitated in the middle of the night, and you dry heave, your hopes for the day fall even further.
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I love JB Lynn's Hitwoman series. Though this is book 8 in the series, you don't really have to have read the series to enjoy this one. They are quick funny reads that usually also have me shedding a poignant tear or two. I was reading this the other day while waiting for the computer tech to back up my data from my busted laptop and I couldn't help giggling out loud. The series is a cross between a cozy mystery and a chicklit novel. It would definitely make for great holiday reading.
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