#Horror Reviews: Haunted by Heather Beck & Lake Silence by Anne Bishop

by MK French

Horror is one of my favorite genres. Today I review an anthology if you need some quick reads and a novel that is part of a larger series.

Dream Job, Wacky Adventures of an HR Manager by Janet Garner ~ An Excerpt

March 2016; 978-1483447476
ebook, print (178 pages); contemporary

There he was!  Ponytail Man/PTM. Melie spotted him through the window as she was running across the New Rochelle platform to the Metro North train.

The good thing about being a klutz, or at least a bit off balance, was that she didn’t have to fake falling into his lap.

“Sorry.  Sorry!” she said as she scrambled into the seat opposite his.

She had never been this close to him before—the lacquered nails, the pointy Italian leather shoes, the beautifully tailored suit that fit his tall, lean muscular frame like a second skin.  And of course the dirty blond hair, luxuriant, swept into a thick ponytail.   He looked to be in his late forties—he had a faint scent of the sixties, the strange and the hippie.  Her type.

She’d been watching him for over a year.  Now was her chance.

“What do you think of the book?” Melie, queen of pickup lines, asked. She smiled sweetly and tried not to let her chin tremble too much when she spoke.

“Oh, this?  Piece of crap!”

Succinct.  A man of few words.  The strong, silent type.

“I kinda liked it,” she ventured.

“Deviant. Dangerous. Dreadful.”

Alliterative critique.  He must be bright.  She stared at his forehead, longing to reach out to smooth the stray blond hairs from his perfect brow.  She watched as he pushed the hair back himself, catching the telltale glint on his finger.  Oh no!

Wedding rings on the train always struck her as a personal affront.  They hurt her eyes—solid gold bands, so boring really, thrust into her line of vision, folding the Times, whipping out the commuter ticket at the conductor’s voice, popping out of leather gloves like maladroit rabbits just when you least expected it, like a slap of cold water in the face.

“You’re not wanted here,” they seemed to scream out at her, a sound like spoons striking the sides of a stack of wineglasses:

We don’t want you.
We don’t need you.
You’re not wanted here.
DING.

The Ponytail Man seemed to register the change in the weather.  He took a long look—she fidgeted.  He leaned in so she did too.

“You know, you’re not a bad-looking chick.  What did you say your name was?”

“Melanie . . . Melie.”

“Seriously, Mel, the book is well crafted.  It held my interest.  But those sex scenes, huh?  Not too likely.  Not many girls will do those things—without being paid.”  He chuckled to himself.  Then, leaning in even closer (she could smell his cologne), he whispered, “Would you?”

Hmm.  Yep.  You bet.  Can’t wait.  Have been waiting so long. Too long. Forever.  I could cry. . .

She backed up, grabbed her coat, scarf, hat, gloves.

“My stop!  Bye now.”

Exiting, she knew she’d just have to wait for the next train.  She was one stop short.  If he’d ever even noticed her before, he’d know she got off at Grand Central Station, the same as everybody.

She walked to a bench and sat on the edge, miles away from a bleary-eyed drunk.

“You’re so pretty.”

“Oh, shoot me now,” she muttered to herself as she glared down the tracks, willing the next train to appear.

About the Book

Melanie Kohl is like a hamster on a treadmill, running in place and getting nowhere, starting with her mind-numbing commute to work, her job as Employee Relations Manager/Mrs. Fix-It/Emergency Rescue Team at the large out-of-control Medical Center in New York City, ending each day when she crawls into her basement apartment, bemoaning her sexless, uneventful private life, rocked by disturbing dreams of mayhem and murder.

Praise for Dream Job

"Janet Garber utilizes her keen sense of the HR world to create a funny glimpse into what might happen in a company run amok. Her writing style is a joy." Tony Lee, VP Editorial, SHRM

"This short novel has a promising premise with its flawed, endearing, and comical protagonist and her zany work environment." Publishers Weekly

"Dream Job” is hands down one of the most engaging and surprisingly good books I’ve read in a long time! I was completely drawn in from the opening pages, and absolutely loved the author’s use of description of the different characters and attention to detail on all fronts. We feel transported not only into Melie’s life, but her amazing life experiences inside and outside the office. . . .it felt like I was living through Melie’s life, from her professional, romantic and social experiences, and it was interesting to see how it all tied together in the end, which I loved! Wonderfully quirky but with serious points, I was really impressed and would recommend this book with the highest of praise." Sherri Warner

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Before We Were Yours by Lisa Wingate ~ A Review

by Susan Roberts


I kept seeing great reviews for this book and finally decided to buy a copy to read. I am really glad that I did because the book was fantastic.

Swimming Between Worlds by Elaine Neil Orr ~ A Review

by Donna Huber




A couple of weeks ago Susan reviewed Swimming Between Worlds by Elaine Neil Orr. When she gave me her review I had just started the book. I have to agree with her, it is a great novel.

We Own the Sky by @LukeAllnutt ~ A Review

by Susan Roberts


We Own the Sky is a sensitive and beautifully written debut novel about the death of a child. Yes, it's sad and yes, you will shed some tears but the feeling after I finished the book was not sorrow but a feeling of love, forgiveness, and hope. This book shows how far parents will go to protect their children and it's a book that I won't soon forget.

Horror Edition: Jack Sparks and Head Full of Ghosts

by Alison DeLuca

I have a full-blown addiction to horror novels. In the movie theater I’m the baby who watches through her fingers and cries at the scary parts, but when it comes to reading I’m all about the scares