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February 27, 2015

Excerpt: The Hitwoman's Downward Dog by @JB_Lynn_author

The Hitwoman's Downward Dog

Piss, sprawled out on the sofa, watched me with her good eye. "What happened to you, Sugar?"

Unable to speak because of the painful lump in my throat, I shook my head.

"Did you lose them both?"

It took me a second to figure out what she meant. Groaning loudly, I raced to open the cellar storm doors. Sure enough. DeeDee was there waiting to be let in.

She almost bowled me over as she bounded inside. "Hungry."

"In a second." I ran up the stairs into the backyard, slamming the storm door closed behind me. "I'm never going to hear the end of this, " I warned myself.

Running over to my car, I yanked open the door and peered inside.

"You, Forgot. Me." Disdain dripped from every syllable that came out of God's mouth.

"I was distracted," I told the lizard, hoping he'd drop the matter.

Nook page 56 of The Hitwoman's Downward Dog by J. B. Lynn

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  1. How intriguing! Great cover, too. Enjoy...and here's mine: “AMHERST”

  2. I'm confused! That excerpt is definitely ... different.
    My Friday post features A QUILT FOR CHRISTMAS.

  3. I have some serious questions here! It sounds like it's be an entertaining read though! Thanks for sharing!

  4. She's talking to animals??? I'm lost here.... I'd say weird not neurotic. LOL
    Happy weekend!